Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season 6 {Episode 17 & 18}

Episode 17&18
ME: Segun, seriously, it’s not what you think.
SEGE: then what is it? That you find it difficult to stay away from a witch who is on the course of ruining your relationship and career?
ME: Segun, if I didn’t pick this call, betty’s brother will be angry at me seriously.
SEGE: you mean Bimpe’s husband?
ME: yes.
SEGE: is he the one calling?
ME: no oooo, its Adebimpe.
SEGE: I still don’t understand.
ME: ok hold on, let me pick the call
*** picked the call and talked for like 4 minutes*****
SEGE: so, what is going on?
ME: I avoided her, ignored her calls and told her not to call me again; do you believe that she reported me to her husband?
SEGE: report you?, is she insane?
ME: I was surprised too. Her husband even summoned me to come to Lekki last week Sunday.
SEGE: really?, what happened when you got there?
ME: henry flared up and was angry with me. He said I don’t always call and I also ignored her wife’s call. He said I don’t look serious and he couldn’t trust me with his sister anymore.
SEGE: ehn ehn? Really?
ME: yes. He even asked me the main reason why I was ignoring his wife
SEGE: what did you now tell him?
ME: I told him that it was a transferred aggression. Or how will I tell him that his wife was my “ex”?, it’s definitely going to bounce back on me and it can ruin my relationship with betty.
SEGE: hmmmmmmmmm. That’s true.
ME: so I had no choice than to promise Henry that I would be calling both him and his wife, and I will also be picking calls.
SEGE: hmmmmmm. There is definitely a way out,
ME: really?
SEGE: yeah. But that’s a topic for another day, let’s talk on Betty. That is what matter most to me.
ME: what happened to her?
SEGE: I still think you should let her know what happened between you and Bimpe in the past, I still have this thought that should would soon find out.
ME: Segun, do you think it’s that easy?
SEGE: why not?, just tell her u had an internet relationship with Bimpe in the past and both of you didn’t see each other.
ME: hmmmmm.
SEGE: just paint it like that so that it would look as if you didn’t see bimpe not to talk of having anything with her. Just tell her that it was an internet relationship and it later crashed because of distance.
ME: hmmmmmmmm. It’s still hard to say ooooooo.
SEGE: ok, let’s do it this way.
ME: how?
SEGE: just tell her the way I said it, but tell it happened to your friend.
ME: I still don’t get it.
SEGE: I mean, tell her that your friend needed an advice on a particular situation, then present it that way and hear her view and response.
ME: hmmmmmm.
SEGE: yeah, if her response is the same as what I told you, then come out plain that you are the one involved, but if her response is different, we will try another approach.
ME: but she doesn’t know any of my friends.
SEGE: she knows me now?
ME: really?
SEGE: yeah, I once spoke with her on phone sometimes back when you were with her in Ado-Ekiti.
ME: yeah, I remember. But I don’t think she would still recollect anything about you because we didn’t discuss anything about you after then.
SEGE: no problem, I will speak with her on phone throughout my stay here, at least to familiarize myself with her, then you can bring up the topic some other time.
ME: that’s my boss.
SEGE: but be careful in relating with this girl, remember that she is smarter than you.
ME: ***** laughs*********
I called Betty that night and she got to meet Segun again on phone, we spoke for some minutes before hanging up while Segun and I resumed to play “PES” till late in the midnight before going to bed.
Episode 18
The next morning which was saturday, we woke up very early to prepare breakfast and we did some exercise before I took my car out for driving lesson with Segun. He drove the car as we headed to the training ground and when we got there he had to sit on the chair at the training ground while he watched me drive.
The instructor finally suggested that we should hit the street, I was so happy as i sat on the driver’s seat, my instructor sat beside me while Segun sat down at the back seat as we toured the street and later returned to the training ground.
“Onihaxy, you are good enough now, I wondered why you aren’t hitting the streets yet since it’s an automatic drive?” Segun asked as I closed for the training.
He drove the car again as we were going home and we branched at a bar not too far from my house. We located empty seats and sat down, I ordered for an energy drink while Segun ordered for a legend stout.
SEGE: Onihaxy, I don’t really think I can settle down in this lagos.
ME: but why?
SEGE: the stress and the high cost of living. To even acquire land and build house is a problem, touts won’t let you have peace of mind.
ME: you are right sha, but in terms of job opportunity, I think it’s far better than Akure. One can easily get jobs here
SEGE: that is if you are a job seeker, to my type that is self-employed, I don’t need such opportunity.
ME: hmmmmmmm
SEGE: yes now, and special thanks to Nollywood industry for adding to the population of lagos on daily basis.
ME: Nollywood films?, how?
SEGE: in their films, they would show a poor boy or girl from the village who was being taken to Lagos by an uncle/Aunt, in the next scene, you will see ” three years later” beneath the screen and the same poor village boy/ girl is already living in a duplex and driving range rover sport.
ME: ******laughs****** you no well segun.
SEGE: abi now?, so why won’t lagos be over populated when the movie industry continue to tell us than you can’t make it until you get to lagos.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. You are right sha.
SEGE: yeah, that reminds me, how is Funmi?
ME: you mean my boss?
SEGE: yes
ME: she is fine. You remember I told you about the outing we went to the last time?
SEGE: yeah. I think she likes you, you just have to tread carefully so as not to ruin everything.
ME: hmmmmmm.
SEGE: anything that has to do with relationship and romance in a corporate environment needed to be packaged carefully especially in the bank. And your own case is even delicate, you and your female boss.
ME: you are right Segun. Even in my office, people had started gossiping about us.
SEGE: that you are dating her?
ME: no, they were saying I’m related to her, some are saying I was doing eye service to get favors from her.
SEGE: hahahahahaha, office and gossips, highly inseparable. Just be careful, I don’t want you to loose betty at all.
ME: hmmmmm, you don’t want me to lose betty?, and you are motivating me to hook Funmilayo?
SEGE: off course, its certain that you can’t marry funmilayo now, she is far older than you and she has kids at tertiary institution. I’m sure you don’t want to be a step father to grown up kids.
ME: funny you.
SEGE: yes. So keep Funmilayo for office favors and promotions, keep Betty for marriage and stay away from Adebimpe completely.
ME: hmmmm, you seemed to like this Betty, even without seeing her physically.
SEGE: onihaxy, that girl is a rare gem. It’s hard to see a multi-millionaire daughter loving a poor dude like you with the whole of her heart, it only happened in the movies, I told you before now.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: yes Onihaxy. If I was lucky to have that type of girl, I swear I would have built house and acquired many things through her and I would have gotten married to her since.
ME: hmmm, acquire house and other stuffs by scamming her abi?
SEGE: what do you expect?, when I’m not dull like you, Mr holy bishop.
ME: it’s not like that Segun, I’m not just into obtaining things completely from women, it doesn’t bring respects.
SEGE: we are talking about money and you are talking about respect. To hell with respect.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: don’t worry, I will speak with Betty on phone when we get home, I know she must have few rich girls as friends. You know the rich make friends with the rich
ME: what do you want to do with the girls?
SEGE: I will persuade her to hook me up with one of them na.
ME: ***laughs**** seriously, you aren’t serious Segun. What about the ones you are dating presently?
SEGE: I will simply drop them for the new rich girl now, after all, you dropped Kemi and Lolade for betty.
ME: no oooo, I already broke up with them before I met Betty.
SEGUN: that’s a lie Onihaxy, you met betty on baddo while still dating lolade.
ME: na you sabi, that one aside. Segun, I need to break contacts and communications with bimpe, but since henry and betty are now involved, I just don’t know the way out.
SEGUN: don’t worry about that, just leave that to me to figure out.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
Segun and I continued with our gist until about 6pm in the evening, we stood up and left the joint after I payed for the drinks. I drove the car home because segun was very high on bottles

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